Terms of Service

Welcome to Effing Soap. By using this site or buying our soap you agree to the following — written in plain English on purpose.

The products

Our soap is handmade in small batches in Garland, Texas. Each bar is unique; color, swirl, and weight vary a little — that’s the point of handmade. Listed weights are minimums at time of packaging; bars may lighten slightly as they cure.

It’s just soap

Our soap cleans. We make no medical, therapeutic, or cosmetic-treatment claims. If you have allergies, read each product’s full ingredient list before use — and if a product bothers your skin, stop using it.

All sales are final

Because soap is a personal-care item, we can’t restock or resell returned bars, so we don’t accept returns and don’t offer refunds for change of mind. Please read listings carefully before ordering.

If we mess up

Order arrived damaged, wrong, or never arrived? That’s on us — email sales@effingsoap.com within 14 days of the delivery date (or expected delivery) with your order number and a photo if applicable, and we’ll make it right with a replacement.

Pricing and availability

Small-batch means limited stock. We may change prices or discontinue products at any time; the price at checkout is the price you pay.

Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, our liability for any claim related to an order is limited to the amount you paid for that order.

Questions: sales@effingsoap.com