Shipping

Every order ships USPS from Garland, Texas.

Rates

Shipping is calculated at checkout by where you live and how many bars are in your box:

• Texas: $3.50 + $0.60 per bar — free over $45
• Nearby states (South-Central US): $4.75 + $0.80 per bar — free over $45
• Rest of the US: $6.50 + $0.95 per bar — free over $55
• Alaska & Hawaii: $10.00 + $1.50 per bar — free over $75

Handling time

Orders ship within 3–5 business days. Handmade in small batches — sometimes the soap is literally still curing.

Tracking

You’ll get a tracking number by email the moment your label is printed.

Problems

Damaged, lost, or wrong order? Email sales@effingsoap.com within 14 days and we’ll make it right.

US shipping only for now.